“I want me an Alaskan bitch.”
“Beggars can’t be choosers, motherfucker.”
I don’t even know what show this is, but someone posted it on facebook and I’m dying.
“Bitches and white bitches is two different thangs.”
We may only have tonight,
But till the morning sun you’re mine, all mine.
President Obama received 12 stitches after being elbowed in the lip during a basketball game.
At least he’ll have a valid excuse for not saying anything [useful] this time around.