Melting P(l)ot

• Rashad: One day I'm going to order Domino's to your house, completely paid for, but I'll have the delivery man ask your mother to get the door, and say it's from her daughter-in-law.
• Shoeb: LMFAO WTF DON'T YOU DARE. My mom never answers the door for pizza though.
• Rashad: Yeah but you can give the driver instructions. "Do not release pizza to a male of any size, shape or color."
• Shoeb: LMFAOOOOO my mom doesn't know English that well LOL.
• Rashad: Have you forgotten that half the dudes that work there are named Salmaan and Mohammed?

• Daf: I'm writing a research paper, I wanna die.
• Rashad: Write it on trees, and then tell your professor from all the research you did, you couldn't bring yourself to print it out.