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My barber: Are you going to shave, or do you want me to do it?
Me: Can we not talk about this while you’re fondling my wet hair?

Also, I have two beauty marks besmirched across the left side of my face (if you click the picture you’ll see them). Never quite decided on how I feel about them. A third’s in this frame but it’s partially veiled by my shirt. 

I was running on four hours of sleep yesterday. Met with a marketing guy and an old teacher of mine at my house and threw ideas back and forth for a few hours. As they disembarked, I left for the upper east side with one of my best friends. Picked up a book for my little brother at Shakespeare & Co. while I was there. Then we headed to Union Square for lunch and met with his cousin. After which, I went back uptown to surprise this lovely little lady. <3.

‘Twas a great day. This is from then. 

Oh, and as of Friday, I get free haircuts whenever I want, in exchange for being the shop’s poster boy. Selling out? Shrug.

I found this in Photo Booth just now. I was giving my computer the death stare it seems.

My shirt says I Need Wi-Fi. Particularly relevant to the current state of congress.

Stop internet censorship.

Fresh out of…bed.

What do you mean you can’t leave your house.

My parents usually don’t let me out unless I tell them the day before.

Just ask.

My mom’s going to tell me to ask my dad.

Then ask your dad.

He’s asleep.

Ask when he wakes up.

He’s going to wake up at 2.

Then try your mom.

She’s going to say no.

QUIT BEING A BITCH.

My friends were under house arrest today, so I was reduced to staying home. Sadlyf. 

Pugs, not drugs.

kharackobama:

nadiaaawesome:

pakiveinsandmuslimbrains:

withlovefromcaliforniaa:

skarrsanctuary:

fuckyeahpreetsabawsss:

rashadsays:

pleasebelievemex:

saifrahman:

WHAT A GOOD LOOKING BROWN GUY 

holy….. okay. I don’t know who you are but you are by far the sexiest brown guy I’ve ever seen. You must be brit. Such good looks aren’t available in the US.

Lmfao I’m from New York thank you very much.

I, a straight brown male, want to now move to NY

I, Priyanka Vasheezy, am dying laughing.

I always wonder how long this picture is going to be reblogged. I can look forward to seeing it at least once a day on my dash. Hello Rashad =)

 what the …………………

gah

this man = beautiful

LOL this is so amusing.